a flaming hell hole of a class that will result in dropping gpas absolutely no sleep labs that don’t even make sense as someone who is taking ap bio please please please do NOT TAKE THIS CLASS. if u think ur all though and smart and “bIolOgy WaS sO eAsY” yes well this class ISNT. i’ve lost all my sanity and friends i get 0.00 hours of sleep and the highest i’ve made in a test is a 68. let’s go ap bio!
student 1: hey dude are you okay?
student 2: i have an ap biology test next period.
student 1: do you want me to kill you or are you gonna kill yourself
MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HELL!
DO not take this class. It is exhausting u will be so tired
1- I have AP Biology next block
2- Oh your fucked
a tight class that all the cool kids take; a place to invent new slang like fragile x; the class taught by a really racist, drunk, crazy teacher
"You are SO fragile x"
"What's fragile x?"
"AP Biology joke"
"what?"
"you wouldn't get it you tard"
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A student that is academically gifted in the study of biology. They live, breath, and sleep biology. All they talk about is biology. When biology is not being spoken of, they throw in a sentence that relates to biology. People think they are crazy for taking an AP Biology. They endure endless hours of homework, sleepless nights, and 19 paged tests every single day. They walk around with a blank look on their face when they are not in biology class because they are wondering where they are. They do not know what to do outside of biology class. They are awkward. They only know how to communicate logically with their fellow homo sapiens that take AP biology. AP Biology students are generally superstitious about staying away from tall buildings and pointy objects when they do not have biology class.
AP Biology Student #1 "Hey, I bet I got less hours of sleep than you!"
AP Biology Student #2 "I got 1 hour of sleep last night, top that."
AP Biology Student #1 "I got 0."
AP Biology Student #2 "I envy you."
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What non-AP students take cuz they’re too fuckin dumb for AP Chem and AP Physics.
“My parents want me to take an AP class, but since I have the intelligence of a fruit fly and suck balls at math, I’ll probably just take AP Biology.”
A pretty easy class, I took it as a freshman and it's not as hard as many people think. It does require good student effort and listening in class, but most people get 5s on the exam.
Person 1: How's AP Biology going?
Person 2: It's going well. I have an 89, but the notebook check should bring it up.
Person 1: Cool.