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A day where you can make anyone buy you Starbucks
Mom get me Starbucks it’s April 26th national Starbucks Day
day to have hace alone time when you and your partner 69 and you stick a finger up their butt
friend: did you guys april 26th?
guy: hell yeah we did.
Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.
You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”
The day a awesome dude was born.
Its April 26th: boy 1
It should be a national holiday: boy 2
April 26th is National Fuck a Nathan Day.
Grab your bestest friend Nathan & have some fun!
“Hey Nathan, want to fuck?”
“No Why”
“It’s April 26th, which is National Fuck a Nathan Day”
It's okay, people tend to sleep on legends. It's fucking exhausting, but nothing new. Just keep this legendaric behaviour and energy going!!!!
Sarcastically ending stupid people is okay too, however unfortunately, not everyone's got a sense of humour.
Her birthdays on 26th April
It's 26th April today!