april 5th

April 5th was the day Kurt Cobain was killed by a hitman paid for by his wife, Jewess Courtney Love.

"April 5th, wsn't that the Kurt Cobain was murdered?"

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UG April 5th

On UG April 5th is the day everyone in the discord server "Unhatched Games" (UG) beats the shit out of the member "Trike v2".

Person 1: "Hey Trike v2, its UG April 5th!"
Trike v2: "Oh shit"

Trike v2 then proceeds to log off his discord account.

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April 5th, 1994

The day that all hope for music died and the path was directed straight to hell.

Quick, let's teleport back before April 5th, 1994 and save Kurt so the black people don't take over the world.

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April 5th, 1994

A Tuesday when nothing worth noting happened. No major losses occurred. On another note, music in general started getting better the next day.

I remember April 5th, 1994 like it was yesterday. It was a Tuesday, and the worst part of the day was when I got a flat tire on my way home from work

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April 5th

national send arch pics to your bf day

boyfriend: hey its april 5th, can i get those pics now??

girlfriend: yea sure, here. *sends 4 attachments*

April 5th

National send arch pics day. Once requested it cannot be denied.

Yo dude it’s April 5th! Go ask Nat for some arch pics u know she got the phatty

April 5th

National poopoo day

hey can I rub poopoo on your face
No!
but its April 5th
fine