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When you find a stranger, knock them unconscious, and shave off their pubes. Then, while they are still incapacitated, you microwave the shavings and tape them under your victims nose in the shape of a mustache. At this point, you will have to start running because the atrocious smell produced by the newly formed pube-stache will jolt your victim awake.
Did you hear Bob lost his sense of smell? I guess someone gave him the ol' Argentinian Mustache. The shame alone drove his wife to infidelity. Pity.
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When you give a girl a laxative, and then 69 with her. Then you stick your finger in her ass, and pull it out and she shits all over your face.
Man, last night I gave my girl an Argentinian Landslide, and now my face smells like shit.
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Literally every video’s patreon end card has this
I am literally dying because of this
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DREW’S ARGENTINIAN GRANDPA
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An awkward crusty situation brought on wine mixed with hard liquor mixed with suspect hygiene habits
After two bottles of a Chianti and one of tequila, she was ready to show her Argentinian pink-eye to the whole Italian crowd.
While receiving a blow job in a standing position, the guy lifts his Wang stick out of the way and proceeds to knock his fleshy sack against his partner's forhead. Also known as the upright version of the infamous Tea bag or the reverse version of the Cowgirl Tiara
"Wow Vanessa! I love your new hair cut, those bangs sure do make me want to give you an Argentinian door knocker"
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A uniquely groomed member of a generally subcultural society, whom displays blatant disregard for public decent exposure of genitalia. Usually, a secondary member of lesser social standing accompanies an argentian pengin as a means to exploit the already voluminous pomposity thereof.
Holy cheesy macarroni! That argentinian penguin has put on such a massive amount of airs.
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The sexual act while during a foursome one male demands a rim job. During said rim job he proceeds to shit on the giver that isn't his spouse. His spouse then rubs the feces all over herself while moaning .
My wife couldn't stop puking after she got the Argentinian chocolate brownie.
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