asl

The first thing a sexual predator says to his prospective prey.

boyluvr: hey!!!!!!!
timmy: lol hi
boyluvr: asl
timmy: 12/m/florida

RUN TIMMY, RUN FAR, FAR AWAY

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asl

1. Above Sea Level
2. Age Sex Location
3. American Sign Language

1. Mont Blanc is 4810m ASL
2. allursbaby7: hey, asl?
hotplaya1001: 14/m/canada
alursbaby7: sorry i gtg bye
3. I could never get to grips with ASL so I had to drop it.

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ASL

A/S/L
A=Age
S=Sex (Gender, you sickos)
L=Location.

*It is predominately used by people who are trying to "score" someone online.

*Used mainly on chatlines.

*Sometimes used in confusion of username.

*For people who are too lazy to ask fully, usually dont spell good, and/or are addicted to watching girls on WebCams.

Sorry for bashing all those who dont do that stuff and still use "ASL".

Iwnturkids: hi asl
Jules: ...>_>
Iwnturkids: ur sexxi
Jules: You dont even know me, so go away. And I think the word you were looking for was "sexy". Um, yeah.
Iwnturkids: i dont no wut ur talken bout u wiredo i hate u u suck blah blah blah
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERF*CK3R. DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Me: Pwned. <333

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asl

Something a newbie will say when meeting people online for the first time. Commonly associated with pedophiles and child serial killers who use hacksaws and occasionaly paper cut their victims to death.

morongirl22: Hey, asl?
insomniac: err fym
morongirl22: Oooh what does that mean?
insomniac: fuck your mother

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Asl

A warning noise with no specific meaning, used only in written language on the internet.

Asl is most commonly used by obese or too skinny, physically weak males who have an above average mental handicap, however, these men are exceptionally considerate by warning everyone upfront of the dangers that may lie in case the warned engage in conversation with the warner.

"asl"
(to be interpreted as "I have an unattractive appearance, ulterior motives and may be holding my penis in my palm.")

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Asl

Asl meaning Age,sex,and location..Also meaning as hell

Ex 1: Damn you sexy asl
Ex 2: omegle chatter 1: hey how are you ASL??

Omegle chatter 2: heyy im good im 27/male/California

asl

pick up line used by pedofiles on the internet.

pervertattheageof43 butposingasa15yearoldguy: ASL everyone?
hottie8945: 15 f cal, u?
pervertattheageof42 butposingasa15yearguy: 15 m cal, want to met?

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