Facebook Aspie

A Facebook friend who seems to have Aspergers when it comes to social interaction on Facebook. You can leave a comment on a status or their timeline and you'll get no response. It's common Facebook etiquette to acknowledge those who communicate with you on Facebook with a response or a "like". Facebook Aspies refuse to do either of these things. Instead they ignore you due to a lack of skills to interact, but in reality these Aspies are more than likely just inconsiderate pricks and you should un-friend them immediately.

You - "Hey, Otto, that's a great picture."
Otto- "crickets"
Otto is a Facebook Aspie.

You - "Hey, Otto, that's a great looking family you got there. Congratulations.
Otto - "crickets"
Again, Otto being a Facebook Aspie.

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aspie treat

A snack used to reinforce good behavior in an aspie. A good example of this snack would be "popped rice crisps Apple cinnamon flavor"

Patty cakes was a good aspie today so we gave him an aspie treat.

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Aspi

Aspi is a sexy beast made up of human skin, aubergines, fresh ham, rotten salad and british love.

Jesus: "Ayo aspi, you tryna frick?" Aspi: "Nah bro. I only frick Aidan Douglas"

aspis

Young Elite gamers in cod that when they kill you they will yell get shit on then they get yelled at at there parents

“Hey guys I’m an aspis “ “ get SHIT ON (mom) stfu”