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Air-ass bag

When a stripper or a female casually puts both feet on your shoulders (reverse) and repeatly pounds her ass into your face unexpectedly.

Dude, you guys see Dom get that air-ass bag.

Gave a girl a dollar and got an ass bag!

Dominic Davis got knocked out with an air bag.

by Ddave September 10, 2016


Filthy Ass Bag

A total pathetic douchebag of a human being who drives green toyota camrys with 200,000 miles on them and then begs people to jump it when the engine doesnt start in grocery store parking lots resulting in people laughing and spitting at his sorry ass.

I'm gonna drive that filthy ass bag's car off a cliff while he is on vacation in California!

by Sammy Slag August 8, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Douche Bag

Usually a member of the Millennial generation, this individual grew up receiving participation awards and high praise. However, as an adult, this individual, who was raised under the impression he was special, now feels shame and envy for not being able to succeed in a capitalistic society.

Jimmy's parents told him he was a special boy who could have anything he wanted, even through he was in the bottom quartile of his class. Jimmy, now an intern at a corporation, is angry that he can't have the president's parking spot and monthly bonuses. After all, he has been working there for 3 months and his mom says he's the best. Jimmy is an ass douche bag.

by d2theb December 3, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


bag ass

to leave swiftly

to flee

hey, I'm gonna bag ass.

by dohmar July 21, 2005

23๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass in the bag

A sure thing, especially when referring to a sexual conquest or goal.

Zaphod's got nothing to worry about with that bar maid, she's ass in the bag.

by Pookasydi September 6, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Garbage Bag Ass

When a girl that has a flabby ass uses tight jeans to hold the ass in place. You can still tell as it is trashy. Like a garbage bag overflowing, if the jeans ever exploded, you would have a mess. Abbreviated as GBA

Matt: Jeff do you think my ex-girlfriend is hot?
Jeff: Not really.
Matt: Why the f**k not?
Jeff: She has a major case of garbage bag ass.

by mattcrabbe December 3, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


dime bag ass

an ass that is fat but covered with cellulite, so much that it resembles a bag of dimes.

Guy 1: Dude, look at Megan's ass.
Guy 2: Oh shit, she totally has a dime bag ass.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's gross.

by dat nigga jerome May 26, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž