Male who likes male ass. Known as Homosexual Or Fag. Often talks with a lisp.
Do not bend over in close proximity to an ass bandit or youβre in for a goosing. One of their favorite pastimes.
Assbandits do not make good friends. As bandits also like to take it in the rear.
"watch the motherfuck out, there's ASS BANDITS ABOUT!"
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Another derogitory term for a homosexual Male, usually used jokingly, or as an insult to someone who is in fact heterosexual
"Freddie over there is such an Ass-Bandit"
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An arse bandit. A corn holer. A turd burglar. A peanut butter packer. A flaming faggot. A sissy boy. A girly boy.
Emlyn is an ass bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert. For fun, he corn holes the dog.
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A derogatory comment used to describe a homosexual who is sexually attracted to male ass.
God, Calvin Klein is such an Ass-Bandit.
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One who pokes ass with his penis. A perpetrator of anal indecency. One who practices sodomy. A homosexual male. A male who enjoys a a good game of ass darts.
Dude! I accidentally walked in on John while he was poking Henry in his keester. Wow, what an ass bandit!
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ass bandit
noun: vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1 a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2 an eager seducer of young women.
1 if you want to avoid ass bandits, why would come into this bar?
2 such ass bandits young men are these days!
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