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(n) A person, usually female, who is dating your best friend. Whenever you throw a party or just casually hang out, they are automatically invited to tag along because coincidentally, they are equally awesome.
Richie: "Hey buddy, are you going to watch the football games this afternoon?"
Tim: "Yeah, there are some good ones on today. I got my chips and dip, pizza and soda ready to go."
Richie: "Cool story, bro. Maybe I'll stop over later. Mind if I bring Ilsa?"
Tim: "Yeah sure. She's always welcome. Now that you two are together, she's a Bro By Association.
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The fucking stupid whores who created that fucking stupid-ass program called I-Ready. Everyone (including me) fucking hates I-Ready it’s a stupid-ass motherfucking program that makes you dumber each time you use it. For example, if you get 3 questions wrong on a quiz at the end of the lesson in I-Ready, you have to take the ENTIRE FUCKING LESSON OVER AGAIN!
Man, fuck Curriculum Associates! They created that fucking program called I-Ready, which I hate!
Commonly abreviated as AP, the Associated Press is an American news agency run by the media sources that contribute to it. It is the largest news agency in the world and has subscribers (people who pay a fee to use AP's material) in almost every free-market economy nation in the world.
The AP is made up of almost 2,000 American newspapers and about 5,000 TV/radio stations while its photo library has exceeded 10 million pictures of news.
Although the AP tries to remain unbiased some occasional yellow journalism and personal biases are included in media information.
I couldn't help but notice that almost every article about a national event was writen by the Associated Press in today's newspaper.
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When you automatically end up hating someone just because they hang out with someone you actually hate.
Ugh, she hangs out with her? She must be a bitch too! It's hate by association.
It's when you are a public bathroom and the person who was in there before you left a stink in the air and now people entering the bathroom look at you as if you are the one that left the foul stench.
Man, I just walked out of the bathroom after John left and now everyone is looking at me as if I dropped the ass bomb, I'm just guilty by ASSociation
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Located in the USA, these "board members" and their "president" are basically the mafia and/or terrorists.
They terrorize and cause hell with their own fellow neighbors who agree to be part of their little "shit world."
They threaten them with foreclosure of your own home, they scrutinize you for the littlest things, and they are basicallly dictators.
They also have the power to fine people (for tons of $$ a day) for various things like:
*You can't put a flagpole in your yard (I'm a damn patriot! i represent the USA!).
*You can't put plastic flamingos in your lawn.
*Your fence is one inch too tall.
*You can't paint your house a different color without permission of the board.
*AND SO MUCH MORE SHIT!!!
Let's compare it to someone familiar in history!!!
Lets think of Hitler. He terrorized and dominated a whole society and murdered and slaughtered tons of Jewish people.
What did we learn today? Kick their ass!
Here's a simple headline for you: "HOMEOWNER ASSOCIATIONS FILE MORE THAN 4000 FORECLOSURES ANNUALLY - MOSTLY AGAINST HISPANICS"
Fuck, at least I live in a place where my city government makes fair policy, and not bullshit policy by assholes.
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A young, beautiful partner of an older, affluent, influential individual who are in a long term relationship yet not legally married.
She is not his trophy wife, she is his trophy associate.