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authoritis

when one gets arhritis from writing

lauren wrote so many short stories that her fingers began to stiffen; a telltale sign of authoritis.

by Mackenzie Schuler May 7, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


authority

The worst position a legal aldult could have.

The authority is always beating down on me!

All authority expect too much from me. Man, screw them!

by Muhahahanafawnabanana June 19, 2005

42๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


authority

Ones ability to do somthing.

The executive branch should decrease its authority to fuck with the black man.

by Meekrok July 31, 2005

38๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


authorize

to become the author of.

I authorized that book, Janie.

by Jack in Yo Box February 17, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Authority

Yes to protect you I need a degree of authority over you. And this ties into the thing I said about women grabbing their menโ€™s arms in a conflict or crisis and getting knocked out (Which is a thing that he got from me (just like the โ€œdim lightsโ€ and the either โ€œon or offโ€ thing)If I tell you to let go of my arm and you donโ€™t you put us both in danger.

Hym โ€œItโ€™s also not inconceivable to have authority over a woman. Anyone who employs a woman has a degree of authority over a woman. Hereโ€™s a scenario. Iโ€™m the manager of a small gas station. The only other employee is a woman. I tell her to take out the trash. Taking out the trash is a part of the job. I am in a position of authority so I tell her to do her job and take out the trash. She tells me no. As working at a gas station is โ€˜at will employmentโ€™ I can fire you for any reason under the sun. Therefore, you are trading a degree of authority over what you do with your time in exchange for a job. You can deny the authority but then you have to give up the job in the same way you can deny the authority of someone trying to protect you but you have give up the safety.โ€

by Hym Iam October 24, 2022


authority

to tell ppl wat to do

i have authority over you

by Anonymous September 23, 2002

32๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Authoritis

The inability to finish any type of written communication, i.e. novels, emails, letters, memos, etc...

Todd was in the middle of finishing his next best seller, when his authoritis flared up and caused him to cease writing.

Brook: How is the next novel coming Todd?
Todd: It was going great until my authoritis came back.
Brook: That sucks.
Todd: Tell me about it, this was going to be the best one yet.

by Hemingway34 June 22, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž