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When someone texts you something they wish they hadn't, so they claim it was because of autocorrect - even if the word they say they meant to use is actually a word.
Sarah: Jeff's cock is so big!
Robby: We should break up now.
Sarah: Sorry! Autocorrect! I meant clock! His clock is so big!
Robby: Why would autocorrect correct a real word? I call autocorrect defect!
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When you type something into you smart phone that autocorrects into your true feelings.
Text 1 : Hey guys, would you rather spend your holidays
A) boozing with friends or
B) harming out with your family?
Text 2 : My bad, autocorrect karma, should have said "hanging out"
An individual who believes it is their duty to correct any misspelling or typos you make to show their superiority.
Billy: "hey dude your awesome!"
Pretentious douchebag: "It's *you're* not your dumbass."
Billy: I don't need no human autocorrect!!!!!
A phrase often used when a private or dirty text is sent to the wrong person in an attempt to lessen the awkwardness or dismiss the conversation
Girl: Jeff's cock is so big
Guy: This is your boyfriend. I think we need to break up
Girl: Sorry, autocorrect!! I meant clock!
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A phrase written (and sometimes shouted) after one notices their smartphone's auto-correct has corrected a typo to a word other than the one they had actually intended.
Usually, the user notices the incorrect correction after the message has been sent, which results in a frantic and rushed follow-up message to save face.
"I spent all day hunting for a good fuck for tomorrow night."
"*duck! Damn autocorrect!"
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When you type a word, autocorrection changes the word and then you post it before proofreading it, changing the entire meaning of what you were trying to say.
When I text my girlfriend, I have premature autocorrection so I end up having to apologize for what I said.
A reader understanding the meaning of words in a text message despite autocorrect having changed them from what the sender intended, precluding the need for clarification.
There's no need to send another text saying
"*fucking" Mike, I know and give autocorrect license when you say "my ducking brother is late again"
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