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The morning after a night so crazy, you might've travelled not only in space but in time
Phil woke up on top of a Pyramid with the high priest standing over him; it was a true Aztec Sunrise
As popularized by the movie House Bunny, it is a party where a young, attractive virgin (usually a female) is sacrificed by going down a slide into a large tub of red wine. For practical reasons, this sacrificial ritual can also be carried out by doing red-colored body shots off the skimpily clad virgin. But really the whole point of the party is to put the virgin on display so she'll get fucked. Finally.
Erin - "My sister Bridget is turning 22 and is still a virgin."
Ling - "We should have an Aztec party. I've always wanted to but couldn't find a virgin."
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An Aztec pyramid is when you and a nice bunch of your buddies (at least 8) take off all your clothes and form and face each other, forming a pyramid. After this is achieved a girl of choice will get inside the pyramid and begin to perform fellatio until everyone ejaculates onto her, much like a Bukake. Heres the twist: Directly after, you and all the guys cut your erect penises off and proceed to beat the girl with your severed penises until her death. Finally, after she dies, a separate man dressed as a Spanish conquistador holding a flaming torch sets you all on fire.
hey man you know that slut sarah? her friend claire totally had an Aztec Pyramid done on her while her dad watched. Anyway, lets get some sushi.
Ejaculating into the chocolate fountain at your friend's wedding.
Dewd! I wouldn't dip that. Chris just happy aztec-ed the fountain.
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Home stadium for Mexico's Soccer team located in Mexico City at thousands of feet above feet level and a lot of smog. Many concerts and big events are held there as well. Soccer teams American and Atlante also play there.
Has a capacity of 115,412 people.
Mexico has won 96% of the matches played at Aztec Stadium
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A sexual move so 'shocking' it moves mountains and moves people to new heights. If you give aztec rex to someone they wont forget it. Said to cause the recipient to make a dinosaur like roar and wake up on top of you.
it was rumoured to be the cause of the aztecs dying out!
Also see shocker
Dave "How was last night"
Eric "Aztec Rex made an appearance and i woke up with her straddling me, so id say pretty good"
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Occurs when visiting Mexico, most commonly for a Cancun-esque spring break trip, after a few days of heavy partying and accidental water consumption you think performing an anal pyrotechnics show would be a great idea. Feeling the onset of that morning's all-inclusive's taco bar, you summon your fellow partiers, grab a lighter, drop your pants and assume the position. Only too late do you realize the error of your decision as the massive shart ignites covering your innocent onlookers with flaming Moteuczoman Napalm.
Half the varsity Lacrosse team, and two cheerleaders are in the Mt. Popocatepetl Hospital in Mexico City with 3rd degree burns on 60 percent of their bodies, After the Lacrosse Captain accidentally blasted them all with an Aztec Flamethrower!
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