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Girls must use Ace Bandage Wrap when playing a guy role in a play so their boobs to stick out.
Director: You're going to have to do something about the breastes
Girl: I'll use Ace Bandage Wrap!
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The best thing to happen since drinking! It's a patch you wear while you drink so you're not as hungover the next day. You sneak these on so your friends suffer like little bitches and you look like a superhero!
Slap this Booze Bandage on and you're good to go!
Clyde: "Who is your band's manager?"
Brandon: "Correction, bandager."
1. Washed-rind bandaged goat cheddar with a caramelized, nutty flavor.
2. A penis that has been taped shut, usually because no condom is available at the time. Not advisable, as duck tape and similar products often do not stretch to the extent that would be necessary to prevent the skin from ripping whilst still blocking semen from leaking through the tape.
1. I tasted bandaged billy for the first time when I paid a visit to the local deli shop yesterday. Love the taste!
2. Neither John nor Mary had a condom with them, but they really wanted to go at it. They found some fabric tape, though, so it was time for doing the bandaged billy.
A “bodge-job” medical technique where kitchen roll is duct taped over the abrasion.
“We don’t have First Aid Kits here lad, use a Somerset Bandage and suck it up”
A baby that is conceived to restore a failing marriage.
“Do you really think slapping a bandage baby on your marriage will fix it?”
When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.
"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"