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1. Where all the hott guys are
2. A cluster of 60+ incredibly perverted yet amazingly hilarious high school students
3. Consists of Woodwinds, Brass, and Percussion
4. Where you are cool if you can play a piccolo AND a contra
5. A group of people who actually KNOW what fortissimo means
6. People in band can only count to FOUR, unless it's marching season, in which case they can usually count to 32
7. People in band also can't say the alphabet past letter "g"
8. The thing that completely consumes your life
9. The greatest thing any human being can ever experience
1. Mat just took off his shirt! *drool*
2. HAHAHA that was so funny!
3. Percussion Kicks Brass!!
4. person a: I can play the piccolo AND the contra
group of onlookers: ooooooooo
5. person a: lets play fortissimo and see what the director says
person b: what a good idea!
6. One.... two.... three.... four.... uhm.....
7. abcdefg... what comes next?
8. person a: you wanna come to the movies tonight?
person b: sorry, I have band practice
person a: what about the mall this weekend?
person b: I have a marching band competition
person a: I guess I'll see you around then?
person b: I doubt it. I have to practice for District Band
9. GO BAND
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A group of people who are almost constantly broke.
The band struggled to pay for gas to get to the concert.
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Banding is when you hang out with someone and make music together, eventually forming a sort of band. It is a combination of "bonding" and "band."
"Hey, come over and hang with me! Bring and instrument."
"Yeah totally!"
*hanging out, making music*
*two weeks later after a few banding sessions, band is created*
now you have two best buddies who make music.
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The best class you could possibly take in high school! Your average high school band will consist of: flutes and too many of them, clairinets, saxaphones(most ranges), maybe an oboe or two, trumpets, trombones, a few low reeds, a few low brass, and percussoin/drums.
The drummers often are seen as incrediably stupid, flutes are often seen as annoying or useless (much to my regret), and the list of instumental steriotypes could continue forever.
High school bands do a variety of activities. We march in parades, we perform concerts, sell candy bars to fund band trips, we perform in regional contests, and always have a good time!
Most people see band geeks as strange, abnormal, and/or worthless beings not worthy of existance. However, I say this to all who has insulted a band geek: Who is it that plays at your football amd basket ball games? Who is it that plays for pep assemblies/rallies?
Don't make fun of band geeks, they make the band. Especially floutists or they'll play a vicious high G just for you!
See that gut over there with the black pants, white shirt, funny bow tie and a trumpet? He is in the BAND.
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From the film school of rock, one of the characters says that he is "not cool enough to be in the band"
This is used in the context that to be in the band is to be in with a group of cool people.
1:Hey have you seen John in collage today?
2:Yer he was over there with all those indies
1:Obviously were not cool enough to be in the band with him.
2:I know, lets go solo.
Disfunctional family that you choose.
Garage Bands
Marching Band practice out in 120 F
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A cluster of 50 or so high school students, not to be underestimated. They are, for the most part, legally insane and should be feared and respected. Band geeks have a tendency to be perverts, but remarkably hilarious at the same time. They are an odd species, with outstanding talents for dances and unsual vocals. They tend to lack in respect for anyone's personal space and have the amazing ability to eat jawbreakers and play brass instruments at the same time.
If you have a bubble....go to the band room for an hour....you wont then....
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