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hilarious euphemism for masturbation
too much underwater basket weaving makes my wrist hurt
the interweb is a great tool for practicing underwater basket weaving
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n: an illegal underground sport in which players must weave an entire basket underwater on one breath. If more than one player should manage to finish, the one who has created the most intricate or cleanest basket is kept alive while other contestants are shot. Most players drown in their first match. Some variations occur in EUBW, such as mines, sharks, and harpoons.
Bill: Mrs. Johnson, I'm so sorry about your loss. But how did your son die?
Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.
Bill: God rest his soul.
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A useless and wasteful degree at University. Typically undertaken by people with no real skills.
What is he studying? Spanish and Portuguese? Yeah, basically Basket weaving and fingering children.
A complex term used for sex; it takes two guys and a girl, or whatever you are into. One person receives the action, preferably a girl, while the guy or the other girl eats her out so hard and aggressive like weaving a basket. The other guy or girl would pour a bottle of fancy ass water, to give the simulation of being underwater.
"Hey, lets have a three way do some underwater basket weaving!"
Yeah let's do it!
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Something to write on sweat pants if there is nothing else to, often followed by numbers 1-7 no one knows where this practice comes from however it is largely considered random without cause and just because/ why not?
I don't know what to put on the sweatpants!
me neither!
how about underwater basket weaving then the numbers 1-7?
sounds good buddy
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Code for cunnilingus. originated in the mid-atlantic states. mostly used by suburban white males of high school age.
I had a session of 'full contact basket weaving' with Sarah last night. I won!
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