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When one takes a serious monetary loss in a transaction, or looses a great deal of money.
Dude! You must have taken a bath on the sale of your car. Those Kias have no resale value.
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awesome, cool, hip, meant to be a compliment to make something cool or someone feel good.
Floriana is so bathness.
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Acronym for: Bad Asser Than Hell
Son, that chili Will made on Sunday was BATH.
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I like dirty baths and rusty spoons
Let’s eat baths and rusty spoons
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This phrase is used as an analogy for the comfortable paranoia associated with being stoned. It was decided that you would not enjoy meeting new people while naked in the bath, much the same as you would not enjoy meeting new people while stoned. It is also noted that once in the bath.... it is very unpleasant leaving it, much like how one likes to stay stoned.
:also read "eating a sandwich"....they're messy and you usually end up in the bath afterwards
"man the landlord is here"
"shit, don't bring him in, i'm in the bath"
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An experiential rite of passage for graduate students wherein the immersion into ancient, thermal, translucent seminal fluid filled Hungarian caverns transforms dissonant, quasi-intellectual brain cells into a hyper-aligned neural configuration, inducing a genius level information processing, multi-dimensional innovation & superior emotional agility.
{Ca 2005 - Budapest Hungary: Two ambitious MBA students, Jason Von Goggle & D Dog, guided by their professorial mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo enter a musty portal accompanied by European post cold war era techno music. As the moist, loin infused vaporlettes enveloped the 3 men, a wafting sense of purpose revealed itself as a voice, eminating from the waters edge resemblant of an Ancient Ottoman Angel, they heard the words (Hungarian accent), "Get into the cave bath...& explore my caverns." Perplexed, yet eager with confused anticipation, the 3 swam through the hybrid, geo-architectural labyrinth on a quest for wisdom, enlightenment & a surprise, grotesque coital engagement between consenting adults donning the minimum garments required, enough so to give a child mental scars but not risque enough to get arrested. Von Goggle & D Dog would soon emerge, cleansed, subtly violated & reinvigorated with the motivation of an ancient Greco Roman scholar, suited for battle, ontological debate & prepared to expose themselves, with confidence in a more revealing, modernized bathing outfit, like that of their mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo.
1. "Jason, what is that shimmering oily film on top of the water? Is that supposed to be part of the 'Cave Bathing' experience?" Yes, D Dog, now quit looking at that hairy couple in a primordial carnal exchange, and dunk your sack in the Cave Bath.
2. {Professor Thongspeedo explains to Jason and D Dog} "Gentlemen, follow me down the corridor and immerse yourselves in the bountiful tonic that once permeated the flesh from the likes of the ancient Romans. Now, forget that you just saw a man clipping his toenails near the edge of the reservoir into the bath, and join me in the celebration of your transformation to noble scholars, courtesy of the 'Cave Bathing' experience."
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