bear with a honey pot

When a guy cums on a girls body and she scoops it up and eats it off of her hands

Man!, I cumed on this girls stomach last night and she ate it off her hands like a bear with a honey pot.

Honey Bear-ing

When you proceed to pour honey all over your dick, then go out into the woods and wait for hours until a bear (black, brown, polar, koala, etc) proceeds to lick the honey off you until ejaculation. Then you cry for hours for what you've done.

Dick+Honey+Bear+Ejaculation+Crying= Honey Bear-ing

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Timbo Honey Bear

Timbo Honey Bears are typically very strong. They enjoy, passing out on the couch frequently while playing xbox, large posters of Frodo Baggins, chinese bricklayers and teabagging. Known to have very complete Halo collections and blogs. They typically shave very infrequently. Lacks the ability to multi-task effectively. Also known to have a deafening laugh. They tend to hide chips-ahoy cookies.

guy 1: where are the cookies?
guy 2: I timbo honey beared them, good luck finding them.

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airborne honey bear

The act of blowing your load on a flight attendant, yelling "TASTE THE HONEY"

Blake was giving my sister an airborne honey bear the other night. It was pretty sweet.

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bear with a honey pot

When a guy cums on a girl's body and she takes her hand, wipes it up, and proceeds to consume it.

Man, I started cuming on this girl's stomach last night and she started scooping it up and eating it off her hands like a bear with a honey pot.

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honey bear note

an intimate note you send a special person often containing praise, thanks, romantic thoughts.

(honey bear note) Thank you so much for your sexy message the other day. In fact, it was so stimulating, it made me ovulate the next day. This is the kind of effect you have on me, honey bear

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Honey bear shot

When a man ejaculates onto a woman or man's face or body, but instead of a flowing, milky, beautiful fireworks shot, it just oozes out the tip, similar to the way honey oozes from the bears head of that one brand of honey jar.

Yo, this man brought me home last night, but I could tell he had masturbated earlier because his cum was Iike a honey bear shot