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bedroom jousting

The act of making love with a maiden or knight in a bedchamber.

Knight #1: "Did thee take that serving wench to thy keep last night?"

Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."

by sirsilverfox April 7, 2010

65πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Bedroom Dancing

To dance in your bedroom as if no one was watching.

Jimmy: Man, I worked up such a sweat bedroom dancing last night!

by Oodle August 16, 2008

21πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bedroom Poppadom

A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack

The bin was full of Bedroom Poppadoms

by spanky goes to hollywood May 19, 2011


Bedroom shredder

Someone who practices guitar in his bedroom with little or no desire to join a band. Usually these types have MAD chops as a result of sitting in their rooms, practicing for hours upon end. Every bedroom shredder gets issued a Washburn, Ibanez, or Petrucci signature guitar (the official weapons of choice of all able-bodied teenage males) right after purchasing a web cam and completing YouTube shred army basic training.

That bedroom shredder plays 50NPS, but he has no attitude

by G str1ng November 17, 2007

33πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


battle of the bedroom

An expression relating to the push to procreate and which is often won by those ethnicities who just happen to excel at it.

Why of course we are ready and willing to fight in the battle of the bedroom and so therefore we are winning!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2021


bedroom community

a banger song made by glass beach

"Hey have you heard of the song bedroom community by glass beach?"

"Yeah I have, its quite the song"

by joenuts#4 January 17, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bedroom body

According to Phil McNickle. It’s when the light is low and hits the boys just right and shows all the sexy curves and muscles.

Awe yeah girl let me fuck that bedroom body

by Armrunr November 10, 2017