The act of making love with a maiden or knight in a bedchamber.
Knight #1: "Did thee take that serving wench to thy keep last night?"
Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."
65π 7π
To dance in your bedroom as if no one was watching.
Jimmy: Man, I worked up such a sweat bedroom dancing last night!
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A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack
The bin was full of Bedroom Poppadoms
Someone who practices guitar in his bedroom with little or no desire to join a band. Usually these types have MAD chops as a result of sitting in their rooms, practicing for hours upon end. Every bedroom shredder gets issued a Washburn, Ibanez, or Petrucci signature guitar (the official weapons of choice of all able-bodied teenage males) right after purchasing a web cam and completing YouTube shred army basic training.
That bedroom shredder plays 50NPS, but he has no attitude
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An expression relating to the push to procreate and which is often won by those ethnicities who just happen to excel at it.
Why of course we are ready and willing to fight in the battle of the bedroom and so therefore we are winning!
a banger song made by glass beach
"Hey have you heard of the song bedroom community by glass beach?"
"Yeah I have, its quite the song"
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According to Phil McNickle. Itβs when the light is low and hits the boys just right and shows all the sexy curves and muscles.
Awe yeah girl let me fuck that bedroom body