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home of the french'd fries, also produces some of the best beer and chocolate in the world. Also home to lots of cats in the northern, dutch part, and lots of trees in the southern, french part.
I like belgian chocolate, it's so belgium-ish and chocolaty!
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A country where 59% speak Dutch, 40% speak French and 1% speak German, which had a problem about having a government during 532 days, whose beers are the best of the world, where sweet historical cities like Ghent and Brugge are located in, also whose royal dynasty is ridiculously German rooted.
Belgium's new king is Philippe I.
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Small European country, capital Antwerpen. In the Northern part of Belgium is the city Brussel (= in English Brussels), where the European government debates about boring stuff.
The Northern half of Belgium speaks a form of Dutch called "Vlaams" (= Flamish), the less developed part, the southern part, speaks French.
Belgium is located South of The Netherlands.
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The country that even France has jokes about. Supposedly, where the less-arrogant, stupider Frogs are.
French people, the butt of the world's jokes, think of le Belgique as idiots.
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Country located between France and Germany. The capital is Brussels, it's best region is called Wallonia.
1.The northern-part of the country is populated by ugly, jealous, assholes who colaborated gladly with the nazi during WW2, so they lost a war, they also speak a vomiting based language called Vlaaaaaaams.
2.The southern part is populated by friendly, cool, hard-partyers, who stood up to the nazis during WW2, so they won the war, the speak French, and some have German as their first language. Country known for it's Belgian Waffles (coming from Liege a city in Wallonia), the best beer in the world, Leffe (Comes from Namur, in Wallonia)...
1. "This guy is an arrongant asshole!" "Yeah he is Flamish" "oh okay it's normal then"
2. "WOW this guy knows how to party!" "Yeah he is from Wallonia" "oh it's normal then."
3. "WOW this waffle is so good" "Yeah it's a waffle from Belgium".
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A unit of measurement.
Wales has, for decades, been used in the UK as a standard of measurement, not just of land mass but also of population, annual rain fall, tourist numbers and exports. After entering the European Union, British switched to the Belgium, on the whole, to using metric units of measurement.
The 'Belgium' is the European standard of measurement now. It has almost completely eliminated the usage of the 'Wales' in this respect. Belgium is about 1½ times the size of Wales, approximately 30,000 km2.
Belgium is roughly the size of The Belgium.
An area of Amazon rainforest the size of Belgium has been hacked down in one year.