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A big ass pumpkin.
Often inhabits the coffee table of a few eloquent, classy gentlemen and their piece of dogshit roommate who should fuck off and die in a hole. Slowly. Weighs roughly 50lbs.
Guest: What is that on your coffee table?
Gentleman: That, my dear, is Benson.
Fourth roommate: - something inevitably stupid and irrelevant to the conversation.
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That one dumbass at your lunch table who won’t shut the fuck up about crash bandicoot
Damn it Benson shut the fuck up about crash bandicoot already
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Football player, one of the sweetest kids you will ever meet. Might look a little scary, but don't let that fool you, he's a hugger. Gives really good hugs, AMAZING at cuddling. Sweetest texter, big ass black guy.
*After the game*
Benson: Who did you come to the game with?
Alex: My friends
Benson: Oh, I thought you were here with your boyfriend
Alex: I don’t have a boy friend
Benson: Oh, Good.
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The Music Scene. Maple Street the only place of entertainment. Concerts, The Benson Bar Crawl, and a Headshop. . Oh Yeah.
When i want to get drunk close to home i do a benson bar crawl.
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A person who is content being enslaved and living his or her life solely to please another. Comes from the hit sitcom, Benson...if you aint seen it, check it out.
No I will not pick up your shit, what do you think I am, Benson?
"Hey, yo driver pay attention! What you looking in the rearview, for huh, Benson?"- Dre, Naomi
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When a male becomes engulfed in rage towards a female resulting in the use of derogitory, sexist, and hurtful words. The female often becomes disgusted with the male counter party and leaves the situation, with the intent to murder upon next meeting.
Ron went benson on Ann. She started crying and had her friend drive 2.5 hours in the middle of the night to pick her up.
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