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A person with an extremely small penis. almost invisible to the naked eye. So small you can pick a lock with it.
I was so excited to screw my new boyfriend, til he dropped his pants and showed me his Bernard.
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Elderly penis, but a young body.
Dude was way hot, but when we started getting it on, I discovered he had a straight up Bernard!
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A FUCKING RETARD WHO IS DUMB AND ANNOYING
Stop being a Bernard and help me out.
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Coming from the phrase "Gutted Bernard" - Bernard is the phrase uttered when something unfortunate happens to someone. When you would usually say "Gutted", simply say "Bernard" as it carries more resonance
Also acceptable - Gutted Bernard, GB, Beeeeeerrrrrrrnnnnnaaaaaaarrrrrrddddddd, Ecclestone (Bernie)
"I just lost £50 betting Liverpool would win the league"
"Bernard"
"That girl refused to give me her number"
"Bernard"
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An ugly ass monkey that eats his own shit and is a man whore. He commonly dates people and after calls them Hoe he will get with anyone to use them. Bernards favorite food is dog piss
Bernard is disgusting
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A euphemism used for the derogatory term beaner, though not as insulting.
Man 1: Dude I can't believe all these "bernards" are taking our jobs.
Man 2: I know! It's unbelievable!
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West Belfast slang
Used to describe males who are considered to be of low intelligence and/or socially awkward.
Yeah, I know him and he's an absolute Bernard.
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