Bert

An extremely Over-Powered pokemon.

CptWrath lives by Bert.

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Bert

Small.

"You're too Bert to ride the rollercoaster, I'm afraid."

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bert bert

term of endearment, friend, homie, homeboy, my dog, pet

hey bert bert come over tonight

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Berted

to get completely inebriated on a weekday, knowing you have to work the next day

Feeling rubbish - got absolutely Berted last night, and have a full day of meetings today.

bert

A person who is, sophisticated, extremely intelligent and exceedingly well-endowed. A person known as Bert is often the most respected or adored member of any group of people. To be called Bert is the utmost sign of respect: it signifies that the person being referred to has the ability to please and impress others on every possible level.

A woman sees a distinguished, attractive man at a party and says, "wow that guy is such a Bert"

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a bert

After a bout of anal sex, you provide your sexual partner with a shit uni-brow by slapping your shitcock across their eyebrows

"Honey, would you mind if after our ass-fuck I would bert you?"

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Berted

When a white barber tries to do a fade and goes to high leaving you looking like Bert from Bert and Earnie.

I told you not to fade it high. You Berted me.

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