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A book which has survived the generations and is the most read book of all time, and has taken mike than 4000 years to write with multiple authors, which forms and essential part of Christianity and has guided billions for centuries and will forever have an impact of history.
“Did you bring your Bible to church today”?
“Open your Bibles to John 3:16.”
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A book written by a bunch of hippies, about 2000 years ago, who were smoking some serious hash at the time. Never actually figured for their text to be taken seriously.
"Hey, Josh, dude, let's put some shit in their about a guy, right?"
"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"
"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."
"AWWWWH, far out man!"
"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"
"Chilled man."
"What should we call this book, yo?"
"How about, like, something that sounds like Babel."
"Yeah, like the town."
"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"
"Holy shit man!"
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"I think some cool motherfucker sat down a long time ago and said, Let's figure out a way to control motherfuckers. That's why they came up with the Bible."
-Tupac
god forbid, the bible is true :P
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A book, containing only sheets of LSD
And the lord said let the Bible hold the answers
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Hey i just got done watching hentai and some porn
(Jesus christ) Take this it's a Bible
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A "bible" is a very large stack of money. Another alteration of this world is "pocket bible", which means a smaller stack of money.
Ex 1: "Aye, look! It's a bunch of bibles in this duffle bag!"
Ex 2: "I can pull you some scriptures from a bible if you need some."
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