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Lying about an inn-gotten "quickie": Impeachable bastard!
Lying about an ill-conceived war: Four more years!
Bill Clinton was a better president than George W. Bush could ever dream of being.
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America’s most successful pickup artist to date. It is debated why this is. Some say that it’s his dashing good looks, others say his charm but most agree that it’s his knowledge of chemistry that sweeps women off their feet and into a state of unconsciousness where he gets automatic consent because they can’t say no.
Wow Bill Clinton! This cocktail has a very distinct taste. What’s in it. Why are you winking at me?!?!
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1. noun: any object that can be used for sexual intercoarse either on top of or next to
2. noun: an illegal drug given to an infant in the form of gum drops or other deluctable treats
3. verb: the act of stealing socks off of elderly people while they sleep
4. adjective: describes a person that thinks with his penis, or other sexual organ, rather then his brain.
5. direct object: a substance that is given to midjets inorder to coerse
them into having an intense chess tournament with the giver
6. adverb: describes an action or movement that which seems offensive to humans but reminds certain animals of their mother, therefore atracts the
1. I did this chick last night on top of a hard Bill Clinton
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The 42nd so-called "president of the United States" who proved to be the most subversive and hypocritical "commander in chief" to date. Accomplishments incude:
1) Having a affair (and being impeached for perjury partially as a result) with a White House intern.
2) Despite his own '60s era admiration of draft evaders and goals of avoiding mandatory military service (aka the draft) during the Vietnam war,Bill Clinton (aka Slick Willie) championed Selective Service draft registration to continue despite his own actions to the contrary about 30 years earlier. Hypocrite!
Bill Clinton was (and still is) a liberal subversive! At least I had guts enough to serve in the military.
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A pot-smoking ex-president who always has sex on his mind.
Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite word?
A: Oral.
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the act of getting fallatio (a blow job) in a forbidden place.
I got a Bill Clinton on the school balcony.
Bill Clinton got a Bill Clinton in the Oval Office from Monica Lewinsky, and now that guff slut, butchi has her own T.V. show.
My friend got a Bill Clinton in the plan bathroom, and is now a part of the Mile High club.
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A fucking moron from Arkansas who has currently opened a Clinton library that looks like a fucking huge trailer (makes sense for Bubba)
Hah, Ah'm peckerhead Bill Clinton and ah lahk gettin head in thuh Oval Orifice, ah mean Office! Oh wait, ah'm not there anymore......(Sobs)
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