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Once known as ugly lesbian shoes, now the "cool" thing to wear.
Still ugly.
"Check out the dyke with the birkenstocks!"
"OMG Becca, I just bought these $80 birkenstocks at Abercrombie and Fitch!!"
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the expensive clogs or sandels that are for both men and female people. They are usually around $120.00. They are also very comforable and are really preppy. Every big prep should have them.
The Birkenstocks are like the best shoes ever
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Ugly ass shoes that hippies or preps wear usually with bluejeans, and are retarded enough to pay over 100$, wear them on a day it's going to rain, then complain to everyone about them getting wet. The also make feet smell horiffic. if you see somebody wearing these tell them to keep them on.
Prep: " omgz, I like, can't believe these got wet! I had to hurry to class, and I slipped in the halls, and my feet are wet, so feel sorry for me!"
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When someone (usually an older female) wears Birkenstock sandals with stockings.
Example 1: That old woman was rockin' the Birkenstockings!
Example 2: "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!?!?"
Person: Birkenstockings, young man!
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Not only sandals. Best shoes ever. Last forever.
Jeff:Hey what shoes are everyone wearing to the fair?
Maddy:Birkenstocks.
Jeff:I shouldn't of asked. I knew the answer.
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Lesbian footwear that people named Janell lust after, crave and ultimately purchase. This purchase will be mocked by all gubbies everywhere.
OMG! Those birkenstocks are so lesbian, Janell! Gubby does not approve.
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The most effective form of birth control developed. Works for both sexes, and uses a unique footwear-based approach not commonly seen in other solutions.
Bruv, did you see that nasty ass broad in them Birkenstocks?
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