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This is someone who has a unearthly ninjaness in beer pong mastery. these individuals have the ability to fingerblast your girlfriend while still maintaining a p.h.d. in beer pong. a true m-f 'ing beer pong champion never bounces, because bouncing is for bitches. if you encounter a BBBP they will turn your tiny joke of a weiner into a mangina.
" You were supposed to get married yesterday, i heard you didn't show up?"
" i know, we ran into a black belt in beer pong and i woke up in a bathtub with my dick hanging out and a helmet on
"thats crazy dude"
"it gets better, i also stole my girls cat and took a dump in her microwave.. im not hanging out with those guys ever again"
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Tight black choker collar that white girls wear to identify that she can suck dick well.
Damn man, she was wearing her white girl black belt. She didn't even gag as her chin touched my ball.
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"Have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers" is a phrase used when something is being handed to somebody for free or when you recieve something you haven't earned. For example a toy in Happy Meal.
Yes, I bought this car. I won a lottery yesterday so I got myself a black belt under the Nogueira brothers. (have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers)
When a guy has (or claims to have) a big dick and a big ass, similar to a black guy.
The skinny white kid said, "I may look white, but I'm really black below the belt"
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When you finally become a black belt you graduated the entry exam to practice the real stuff so now your martial arts gi like karate gi will go up in color too like black belt did. The top gi is your upper body level ranking and the bottom pants gi is for your waist down power ranking and mastery. Red being the highest ranking. Bright deep blood red , to signify how deadly you are that all enemies will beware of you. It’s above black belt color etc. red is the color of Gods.
Black belt is just the beginning
When a white male achieves a nigger cock
Don't mess with Dian he's a black belt
It's the art of enlarging your genitals with your own will. Takes years to practise and master it.
Gf: Wow your genitals weren't so big yesterday
Me: Hehehe, I have the Black Belt on Enlargement