Bleacher Bunny

The whore who chases after the athletes at school, despite the knowledge that they sleep around everywhere and will give her a nice columbian surprise and a broken heart.

"Damn that bitch is a bleacher bunny, she has had sex with the entire basketball team."

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Bleacher Creatures

New York Yankee fans that sit in the bleachers of the stadium. Usually to start the game they yell each players name in the infield and outfield. The tickets are much cheaper than the average ticket in Yankee Stadium.

Did you see Nick Swisher salute the bleacher creatures?

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bleacher butt

the feeling of numbness in your butt during an event

(stand up after event) Ahhh, man i got a serious case of bleacher butt

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Anal bleacher

Mean's the same as "ass licker" or "brown noser".
if some one is sucking up to there boss to get promotion they would be considerd an "Anal Bleacher"

Hi boss let me do that for you!.............and that............and that..........and that!
coming for a fue beers and a curry after work boss?
-What an Anal Bleacher

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Under the Bleachers

A derivative of the term Upper Decker, "Under the Bleachers" is somewhat less secretive and much more difficult to pull off. It is the act of taking a poop behind the toilet, under the water tank. Meant to be hidden from view while creating a terrible smell to create the illusion that the toilet could use a serious cleaning.

The dinner party was atrocious, so I took an under to bleachers in their guest bathroom.

I could tell my father-in-law disapproved of me when I entered the bathroom and found that he left a massive under the bleachers.

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Under the bleachers

When someone is gone sick from school often/for a long period of time, and you don't know what happened to them. Under the bleachers means it is possible that they have bird flu, are in a spinal halo, and are taped under the high school football bleachers. You just don't know.

"Where's Johnny today? He was supposed to give me his phone number."
"He's been gone for a few days, he must be under the bleachers"

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Bleacher Ethan

A mammal that lives under the bleachers. If approached right it will lick the nacho cheese off your fingers.

Mating call: Damn Mami you're thicc as fuck

Looks: Like the celebrity known as Ethan dolan

Warning: if not approached with nachos it will spit gargle water at you

Jen: What's that crunching noise?
Stacey: Don't worry. It's just the Bleacher Ethan that lives here

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