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A personal online diary in which the author writes solely about herself (originating from the term "blog").
"Nobody tells me anything anymore. They're scared it's going to wind up in my blonk. As if! This blonk is strictly me me me, that's the whole point of a blonk isn't it?"
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Blonk is a word that some people use to describe the act of screwing someone over in a major way when at least one of the participants does not know the other's name.
syn. screw
As soon as she saw his four inch thick muscles, she knew she wanted to blonk him.
When he took her car keys and threw them in the lake for no apparent reason, she was totally blonked.
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To blonk is to blow your nose and accidentally loudly honk it in the process.
I blonked my nose so hard I heard the echo in the room.
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BLONK (pronunciation: bah-lohnk) is a crappy band that creates shitty techno that sounds like its from the 80s. -{quoted by j-mar}
It is also a common term used in very, very famous shali song lyrics. I mean *song lyrics
(8)i remember that we had no structure,
a lonely park that night i wish i BLONKed her
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A state of confusion brought about by the excessive intake of alcohol.
"I've got a mental blonk, I can't remember where I put my keys".
Everything in the world, both known and not known to man, except for fifty-five.
Dude that car is so jitty blonk.
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What occurs when an individual is exposed to high amounts of Jaap in a short span of time, either intentionally or unintentionally.
Ex. 1: "We Jaaped till we Blonked."
Ex. 2: "Get Blonked, loser!"