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Santa's 10th Reindeer. Originally slated to team with Rudolph on that foggy Christmas Eve, Blue Balls was too inebriated to make the trip. After his fall from grace, Blue Balls left the North Pole in ignominy. It is believed that Blue Balls now owns and operates a bar in Reykjavik, Iceland. Much celebrated by adult drinkers, Blue Balls costumes can often be seen at Halloween and Holiday Parties.
Blue Balls was a talented flyer, but his lack of restraint ended his North Pole career.
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A fictitious "medical condition" invented by men who think it is morally sound to trick young women into sucking them off. If you ever find yourself in a situation with a guy announcing that blue balls are "ridiculously painful and excruciating," feel free to give him a quick punch to the crotch so he can understand the reality of bruised balls. It is not your duty as a woman to bring every man who has ever been aroused because of you, to completion. A boner isn't a medical condition.
"Your just going to leave it like this?" -your typical sleaze ball pretending to have blue balls
"I'm sorry, were we in the middle of open heart surgery? I'm pretty sure you're fine. I'm not a doctor per se, but I'm fairly confident that blood will return to your system. Walk it off champ. I believe in you," - you (if perchance you do not want to bring every man you arouse to completion)
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The time i scribbled on my balls with a sharpie, that is blue balls.
Me- "MOMMMMMMMM!!!!! I HAVE BLUE BALLS AGAIN!!!"
Mom- "Ill get the turpentine..."
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A condition in a guy when a he is turned on but can't get off.
Great now i'm gonna have blue balls for a week.
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After a girl dick teases you and you dont come, thats where blue balls come in
My name is Jordan Trochimchuk and i have blue balls!
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When Bluke gets a nom point and doesn't have the balls to nom anyone, he sits on it until the pain becomes to much and he busts his nut randomly
Wow blukes got another nom? Blue Balls is back on the menu
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Another word for your testicles being cold.
When I jumped in the frigid cold ocean. My testicles became blue balls.
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