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Involves having a bitch suck you off while you're on the shitter.
Bob had diarheaa problems, but the blumpkin made him feel much better while he was at the shitter.
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The act of a female drawing a male phallus into her mandibular oraface, while said male evacuates fecal-matter from his rectum.
After I knocked the crack whore's teeth out, I made her give me a toothless blumpkin.
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A cocktail tribute to the time-honored tradition of receiving oral sex while defecating:
* In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de cacao over ice.
* Float in two to three Tootsie Rolls
* Garnish with several kernels of corn
* Top with a blast of whipped cream
Those blumpkins were delicious, but we should wait at least 20 minutes before we have another.
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to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before!
That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62
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giving a blowjob to someone while they are deficating
guy- give me blumpkins now BITCH!
crackwhore- as long as i get paid for this shit....
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when a guy is sitting on the shitter dropping a deuce and his old lady is given him some head, best used after a hard night of drinking and that first beer shit of the day. can also be used as a nickname.
1. that girl gave the best blumpkin'
2. hows my blumpkin' this morning
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Getting a BJ While Taking a massive shit...
"Dude I was taking the Greatest shit, then all of a sudden my chick just gave me a blumpkin!!!
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