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The worst thing that could happen in a classroom full of people
Bob: Uh oh!
Joe: What is it?
Bob: I got a boner
Joe: OOF that sucks. Hope the teacher doesn't ask you to present
Teacher: Bob, can you come up here please?
Bob: Shit!
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Another word for erection
I sat in class bored
I started thinking about my crush and got a boner. I tried hiding it by sliding it under the desk but felt pleasure when I did that. I took out my big boner and slid it under the desk again and bit my lip. My teacher looked at me weirdly and went back to his work. I went faster n moaned quietly. There were so many waves of pleasure going thru me right now. I moaned loudly as the class looked at me with wide eyes when they saw all my cum on the desk and my penis.
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Erect penis that happens when a male is sexually excited/stimulated. When blood flow rushes to it and causes it to stick up directly!
Kade has got a boner. Look at him!
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A hardening of the penis when secually aroused, if this occurs u must stick it in a vagina until it sneezes out milk
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A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.
I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.
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Something that seems to happen whenever you're with your accountant
Accountant: Okay, let's file this tax return for you
Embarrassed Client: I'm so sorry but I've got a raging boner just being near you
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