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Synonyms: Goodbye, later, peace.
Why? Probably because Bowser always comes at the end of most every Mario game. Don't over-think it.
Friend: "See you later, man."
You: "Bowser."
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Bowser is a turtle, dragon, ox mix. he breaths fire, has 10 spiked on his green shell thats lined in white, he has red-orange hair, a spiked collar with 9 spikes on it, and spiked metal cuffs on his biceps, and wrists with 6 spikes each, he has two fangs hanging down snaggletoothed, he has 6 on the top and 6 on the bottom totaling 12 teeth, he has a tan puffy snout with a cleft chin (verry sexy) his skin is yellow but oddly his head is not leaving people to wonder how that happened, his skin is rough kinda like a dinosaurs skin, he can go inside his sheel although it may not seem like it and he CAN take his shell off. he had red-orange eyebrows and red eyes. he can breath fire and is quite in shape but slow at running and gets around by flying in his koopa clown car. Bowser species is called koopa, he has 8 children, from oldest to youngest (this is a guess) Ludwig, Morton jr., Roy, Larry, Iggy, Lemmy, Wendy, and Bowser jr., theyre have been rumors that his wifes name is Clawdia. he is obviously in love with peach, but ahe isn't the mother of any of the children. he is king of the Dark Lands right there on the same little continent as the Mushroom Kingdom. he has many minions thatwould take to long to name them all off. but there you go, thats bowser in a nutshell hope i didn't forget anything beside the face that hes the main boss in most of the mario games.
Bowser is the bees knees! lol
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An ironic nickname given to an attractive girl that has an ordinary name. The irony of this is derived from the villain in the popular video game series of Mario.
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Bowser is a reptilian furry who guys to furry conventions. Once in a while he will pull up to a real animal and give them the Alabama Hot Pocket. He has given 30 ponies, 60 Raccoons, and all of his children some type of STD. He also is a popular minecraft streamer
Person 1:Oh no Bowser is giving that Raccoon and AHP should we stop him
Person 2: Do you mind I'm giving all of his kids a medicine for their STD
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Basically just a fat ugly girl.
Also a fat ugly girl that is cranky and thinks she is smokin hot.
Most of the time, a bowser is the disgusting obese friend(girl) that tags along with a mega-hottie.
Man 1: "Duudee! You see that hottie over there?!?! I HAVE to hook up with her tonight!"
Man 2: "Ya man but look at her friend. If you get with that Dime, that means im stuck with the bowser!"
The next morning...
Man 2: "Fuck mann! You owe me BIG TIME!!!
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An alcoholic drink. Half Fireball Whiskey (or any other cinnamon whiskey) and Half Sprite. It gets its name from the fact that the character Bowser shoots 'fireballs' from his mouth and Bowser is a character from a videogame which means that he has a 'sprite'.
Yes, I would like a Bowser please. I am really in the mood for something with cinnamon in it.
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1. A cross of a turtle and a dinosaur.
2. A person who is a fat ass and kiddnaps princesses as a hobby.
1. That turtle and dinosaur had a baby bowser!
2. Princesses Toadstool, Zelda, and Bubblegum were all kiddnapped by a bowser!
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