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When being tailgated, you tap your brakes frantically in morse code type fashion. You tap them hard enough for the lights to light up, but not to actually slow down. It'll confuse the tailgater and they will back off. If they continue to tailgate, continue to freak out on the brakes. A skilled driver will be able to brake freak with the left foot while still using the right foot to maintain speed.
The other day someone was tailgating me, so I did a brake freakout and they had no choice but to slow down.
When someone is braking while driving for what looks like for no reason, we can only attribute this as a side effect of picking their nose so hard and deep that they hit their "brake nerve".
"What's this fucker doing? He must have hit his brake nerve."
Referring to a female thats known to sleep around with many people. Also known as roller and bopper. Used in the DC area.
Man she got skates with no brakes.
When driving a car with a lady friend in the front seat, the act of applying the breaks suddenly so you can extend your arm to make sure they don't fall forward too much, and "accidentally" grab at their chest while trying to "protect" them from harm.
That light turned red out of no where! I had no choice to brake rape you, otherwise your head would have hot the dash! Mmmmm....boobies....
"the boston brakes": assassination technique developed in boston by the s.i.s
a technique in wich microchip transceiver's built into cars (mostly after theft and recovery)override the steering column and braking funtions causing seemingly out of control accidents
drift, powerslide, and or skid marks are all commonly found in cases involving the "boston brakes" the "boston brakes" theory has been proven through scientific studies to be real and is believed to be the method used for the assassination of princess diana!
random idiot:"did you know princess diana got into a car accident and died because her driver was drunk"
man who studies:"diana was a victim of "the boston brakes" assassination technique asshole..... and saying thats just a conspiracy theory is like saying JFK died naturally.... do your research"
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sound, a PSSHHH, type of sound that is similar to a trucks air brakes. The meaning can be two fold, 1st this sound is performed when you are in strong disagrement with a person or with something they might have said. and the 2nd would be performed to say "fuck you" to someone without them really knowing. If they knew you were telling them "fuck you" they would donkey punch you in the head
girlfriend: tom ! all you want to do is drink beer with your friends,or fuck and watch porn. i can't stand it anymore ! !
Tom:PSSHHH ! i'm so sorry, i didn't know it bothered you so much. i'll stop , i want to make you happy
Doe: Fall out boy is the best band in the world ! !
Cloe: PSSHHH, umm, i know they rock !
Dad: Mike ! go in that room and clean it up ! it looks like a pig stye in there ! !
Mike: PSSHHH , no problem dad right away
Dad: HEY ! ! don't kick me air brakes ! do that shit again and i'll donkey punch you in the head ! !
Mike: Ummmmm, yes sir
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To Slow down or to be cautious ,careful it reconsider something
Roscoe really wanted to buy a new home but since his company was laying people off, he decided to tap the brakes on his idea for now