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Brian's fart was so stinky, I have lizard disease now.
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Brian is likely the best guy you'll ever meet. As in "I thought I knew what a great guy was, and then I met Brian." Smart, witty and funny, a Brian is the kind of person you need to make your life a better place. Kinder than any person you'll ever meet, a Brian will sacrifice his own needs to help others.
A Brian is also incredibly handsome. Think about the most handsome person you know...now multiply that by 10. That's a Brian.
A Brian is the kind of guy you feel like you've known forever even if you've just met him. A Brian is warm and inviting and will quickly earn your trust. He's honest and loyal and will give you the shirt off of his back or a pair of socks when you forget yours.
A Brian always has a ton of friends but only the luckiest girls get to be in an intimate, personal relationship with a Brian and they immediately know that something is different than any other guy they've ever dated.
As sweet and kind and charming as Brian is, he is also an animal in the bedroom. The best lover you've ever had, a Brian will leave your legs shaking and the rest of your body quivering. Brian has moves that you didn't even know existed. Inventor of the multiple orgasm. Brian is the kind of guy that after you are with him you want to call up previous lovers and tell them that they had no idea what they were doing in bed.
A Brian is every girls dream. Other men want to be him. A Brian is simply amazing in every way. Period. There's nothing better than a Brian.
I thought I knew what a good man was, then I met a Brian.
Brian was so good in bed last night I started speaking in tongues.
Geeze, Brad is nice and all, but he's no Brian.
She's so lucky...she's got a Brian. She better not screw that up!
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There are so many things to say about this person. Where do I start? First, it’s his presence. The aura of this great man is enough to tame a wild lion, unmistakable, you’ll never find it in any other person, he’s one of a kind. Second, his voice is like a lullaby, summoning sirens, putting babies to sleep. Third, he enchants you with his wit and personality, and then you see his eyes, in them you’ll find all the secrets to the universe. Entire galaxies have been formed in this mans eyes . He stares deep into your soul. He knows your truth and knows your soul. Fourth, he is the easiest person to talk to, need advice?
He’s the person to go to. The person to have endless conversations with. The kind of person that you explore the world with. The kind of guy you want to spend all your days with. He likes to help. He’s got a real sweet side to him when he wants to. Real nerdy and geeky and it’s why you love him even more. A great listener, tho has a temper at times and impatient but this man is one of a kind.
Brian
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A great guy with a lot of similarities to a bear, usually has a beard and prefers subbed anime over dubbed
Everybody knows a nice guy named Brian.
Brians are known for their love of honey and their long hibernation
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An intelligent, sexy, well rounded guy. Can be shy at times, but is liked by mostly everyone. He is lay back, but is a natural born determined leader of the masses, if only he can get over his fear of success. He is ambitious, but is also very prone to laziness. A Brian is often labeled as arrogant, but when you get to really know him, you'll find out he's just timid. Brians are nurturers, protectors, and appreciators of humanity. As partners, Brians see femininity as part of themselves, as a result, Brians find it incredibly easy to please the lady in their life. Brians are adored by women, and are often prone to promiscuity, unless a person of equal wit and intelligence keeps them interested. As lovers, Brians take the award as sex-machines, period! Brians are intimately affectionate, passionate intense lovers. Sex with a brian is like awakening an unknown side of yourself, so make sure you fasten your seat belt! And I MUST say again, Brians are INTENSE lovers, and will quickly learn which buttons to press, when & where; and rapidly understand your bodies language of pleasure.
A Brian can also be very mistrusting of others, and as shy observers, can come off as antisocial. Brians can be prone to depression, social disconnection and have a tendency to enjoy alcohol to the point of self-destruction. Negatively, Brians can be truly despised by close friends. Because Brians are very intelligent, they are good at getting revenge, and can be cold-hearted sarcastic assholes!
Wow, that must be a Brian!
Last night I had the best fuck ever with some random guy, he must have been a Brian
That Brian is a real cynical asshole.
Lets see what Brian's advice is.
Wait. Here comes Brian, he'll know what to do, he always does.
Shit! Here comes Brian, lets change the subject or else we'll never be able to finish!
-Oh god, there's Brian now. I'm so nervous. I just feel like he doesn't even notice me until he's staring deep into my eyes while making love.
-How long have you been together?
-Eight months, a week, two days and six hours.
-Woa, and you still talk like that?
-If you only knew girl! Hi babe
(Brian)-You know I don't like being called babe, my name is Brian (with gentle smirk on his face) I missed you lady.
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A crazy guy with the strangest ideas. A Brian always tries to be funny, although some of his jokes make you want to slap him. He's cares a lot about his reputation which is not who he really is. A Brian make seem mean but he's just being sarcastic and is senstive on the inside. He has a lot of friends that are girls although he does have some guy friends. A Brian is just a werid dude yet a Brian is a great guy.
"Man, that kid is really funny."
"Yeah, he's totally a Brian."
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