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to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.
me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"
you: "yeah?"
me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."
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to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.
me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"
you: "yeah?"
me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."
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When a girl makes a guy unkowningly go down on her whilst she has a yeast infection. The key is that the guy is unaware.
I pulled a Wilford Brimley on that guy last night.
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When a mustached man motorboats your ass cheeks while saying "BRRRIIIMMMLEEYYY!"
"I just got a Brown Brimley. It was really weird at first, but I got used to the mustache tickling my balloon knot."
Perhaps best known for his mustache and commercials for diabetes testing supplies from Liberty Medical, he also promoted Quaker Oats and acted in several films, starring in 'Cocoon' and acting alongside Tom Cruise in 'The Firm.' He was a great man.
Good morning, I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus.
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n. a cocktail; an Arnold Palmer with 2 dashes of bitters
Fix me up an Arnold Palmer..... no, wait! Make it a Wilford Brimley!
The process of developing type 2 diabetes due to one’s diet
“He better lay off the pie before he’s brewing a Brimley”