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Going to jail cause you failed a drug test. Bullshitt
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Someone who lies about themselves in order to a) impress people (namely vulnerable/gullible men and women) and b) to evade the reality of who they are.
Most lies are erratic, far fetched and extreme exaggerations of true events.
Don: Yeah, I was out to dinner at the Ivy when she proposed to me but I said no....I own 3 properties in the UK....I have a PHd in Chemistry and went to Oxford University....But I had a job on the railways as a signalman, a train driver, all at Euston...I have so many fifty notes in pocket I need to get some change...Women only go for me because of the money I have...
Jim: Really mate? Then why are you driving a crappy van, living in a crappy apartment, borrowing money from your 'mates' and chasing after women half your age? You're such a Bullshitter.
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People who either completely make up a story or just exaggerate it so much that they don't fool anyone except themselves. Usually a hypocrite as well. They do this because their life is actually a boring piece of Shit
Kyle M. lies about everything which makes him a bullshitter. This was our conversation (TRUE FUCKING STORY):
Kyle: "Yeah, I got ding dong ditched last night! Luckily I was outside so I threw a rock at their head and knocked one of them out! So his friend picked him up, rang the doorbell and ran away!"
Me: "Yeah, dumbass, that was me, I was with ****** and we got your house good. No one was outside and I sure as hell don't remember a god damn rock thrown at our heads!" *sigh* Dumbass
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People who either completely make up a story or just exaggerate it so much that they don't fool anyone except themselves. Usually a hypocrite as well. They do this because their life is actually a boring piece of Shit
Kyle M. lies about everything which makes him a bullshitter. This was our conversation (TRUE FUCKING STORY):
Kyle: "Yeah, I got ding dong ditched last night! Luckily I was outside so I threw a rock at their head and knocked one of them out! So his friend picked him up, rang the doorbell and ran away!"
Me: "Yeah, dumbass, that was me, I was with ****** and we got your house good. No one was outside and I sure as hell don't remember a god damn rock thrown at our heads!" *sigh* Dumbass
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When something is just so full of shit that no other word will do.
I've had enough of this bullshittical crap, I'm going to sleep.
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Making up shit to be cool but isnt. Otherwise known as "Dre" could sicken a normal bullshitter with the amount of bull shit that comes out of his mouth be cautious while in his presence as loss of brain cells is a side effect.
Dre day 1: Yo, dawg you ain't bout that life I live that shit everyday my uncle controls the drug world I'm from New York.
Dre day 2: you don't know what the fuck you talking bout I live in Miami I see Kim K all the time I take my girl to shop at they store.
Dre day 3: man I can't wait to go back to the Island I miss it that's my home
Innocent bystander: where you from?
Dre: Im Dominican
Innocent Bystander: so are you from NY or Florida?
Dre: well....
Innocent bystander: you a fucking bullshitter
Dre: nah fuck that you don't know me I'm Krimson
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A bankrupt not actually bankrupt man.
He's just a bullshitter
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