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Butlering

An ass grope named after the actor Gerard Butler after he was a photo was taken with his middle finger and hand was in & on Jennifer Aniston's ass.

Damn, he was Butlering her ass.

by BishopLord March 30, 2010


Butlered

A condition where one day dreams/fantasizes about having an imaginary butler to such an extent that, one forgets everything else in the world. It is common for one who suffers from such a condition to keep repeatedly mentioning things about this imaginary butler.

A: "She keeps sprouting nonsense about some butler.. I wonder what's up"
B: "Oh just ignore her! She has been watching too many dramas and stuff and has become totally butlered!"

by craylulu.ki October 30, 2014


Butlerism

The act of fucking dead roadkill to fulfill your sexual desires, named after supposed beastial necrophiliac Andrew Butler. He was was reported to authorities after sticking his cock in a decomposing squirrel that was hit by a car, coining the term.

Did you see Mark last night? He was standing above a dead deer with his dick out last night. I think he practices butlerism.

by PrimordialHomo May 10, 2018


Butleration

The tendancy to create remarks that would invariable stop the act of sex in its tracks.

The person committing the butleration is (the) butler. After the butleration, the target victim(s) become(s) butled. This is not to be confused with the profession of servitude.

A butleration does not nessecarily occur during sex, but can occur at any time of the day and can be aimed at anyone unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end of the butler. However, the butleration's ability to end sex, even just before an orgasm, is used to gauge wether the remark is in fact a butleration. The act of butleration can sometimes result in a kiggins from both sexes.

The trait to be able to commit a butleration is genetic and is usually passed down by the male population, with few cases in women. However, anyone possesing the dominant variant of this gene will almost certaintly be unable to reach orgasm with a partner unless their mouth is taped up during sex. This means that only carriers of the gene are able to pass the gene on.

When butlerations do happen during sex, most are forgiven with a giggle. Some, however, can cause serious repurcussions in relationships.

An example of a butleration:
"I've never really noticed that my laptop charger on my desk over there looks a bit like one of those ghost traps from ghost-busters from here."
*Cease spring-squeeking*

by kikumbob December 27, 2007

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butlered

To be completely fucked over and betrayed by someone you thought was a close and trusted friend.

Courtier: Ma'am, today's tabloids contain fresh allegations about the royal family. It appears we've been butlered once more.
Queen: Shit

by Martin C. November 10, 2003

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The Butler

The name of the unique delivery of snob sperm to a swallowing female. By depositing your gentleman's relish into a teapot and delivering said teapot on a tray to your lover of the evening, she then drinks direct from the spout and swallows with a cunning smile.

Ian: I have chased after you for so long now Tash that I just want you to swallow my semen without a care in the world.

Tash: I will oblige but on the condition that you deliver it as The Butler, you stalking bastad.

by DJSwiss February 29, 2012

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Butlered

getting so intoxicated that one vomits on themself and proceeds to claiming they were thrown up on as an excuse.

Lets go out and get "Butlered" tonight!

by KU Soccer November 4, 2010

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