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Butlerism

The act of fucking dead roadkill to fulfill your sexual desires, named after supposed beastial necrophiliac Andrew Butler. He was was reported to authorities after sticking his cock in a decomposing squirrel that was hit by a car, coining the term.

Did you see Mark last night? He was standing above a dead deer with his dick out last night. I think he practices butlerism.

by PrimordialHomo May 10, 2018


Butlered

When one unwittingly makes a mistake with massive financial implications, finding the resulting chaos humorous until one ironically realises that the pandemonium is a result of their foolish actions. A term that is utilized broadly within the accounting industry.

Millions of dollars gone and it was your fault and you didn't even know it. You butlered it

by Office_bitch May 16, 2013


Butlered

To be over served with wine purposefully by refilling ones glass constantly

This morning was rough, I got Butlered last night at my friend's house.

by BigDutch July 25, 2018


Butlerized

To be transformed into someone's bitch.

The process through which it happens is called butlerization.

The author is called the butlerizer.

Tom: Dude, you should gather the wood and setup the tent
Nick: No prob man
Tom: You've been butlerized

by stimpsy July 14, 2016


Butlering

An ass grope named after the actor Gerard Butler after he was a photo was taken with his middle finger and hand was in & on Jennifer Aniston's ass.

Damn, he was Butlering her ass.

by BishopLord March 30, 2010


Butlered

A condition where one day dreams/fantasizes about having an imaginary butler to such an extent that, one forgets everything else in the world. It is common for one who suffers from such a condition to keep repeatedly mentioning things about this imaginary butler.

A: "She keeps sprouting nonsense about some butler.. I wonder what's up"
B: "Oh just ignore her! She has been watching too many dramas and stuff and has become totally butlered!"

by craylulu.ki October 30, 2014


Butler

A word describing someone who is especially tight with money. He will never, for example, buy you a drink first, and when he buys you one back he will only buy you one of equal or less value.

Matt: I was 50p short for a drink, and Steve wouldn't give it to me
Phil: What a butler

by potatopotato July 19, 2010

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