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A prank often pulled in British secondary schools, where the unsuspecting victim's bag is turned inside out, or cabbaged.
The victim's bag is taken, emptied, turned inside out, refilled and returned to them, without them knowing anything about it.
Joe: Hey Jack! Shaun's not looking! Let's cabbage his bag!
Shaun: (looks under chair) Oh for God's sake!
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to cabbage. the act of cabbaging someone is to grab their fist when they offer it for a fist bump. the term was coined because the created ball is said to look like a cabbage.
"cabbage" must be said after cabbaging someone.
FRIEND: wow that was amazing! knuckle-touch!
YOU: CABBAGE. but yeah, it was awesome.
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Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.
A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*
John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
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money, cash, dough, or dollars
yo dawg you got the cabbage?
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A Person who is daft, absent minded, or a pinkboy. They have little to no capacity to think for themselves, and will often be found repeating the latest one-liners ad nauseum. Most of them believe that they think for themselves, and are creative creatures, but this has yet to be proven.
Boy #1:(Mimicking an episode of Family Guy) "Butt-scratchers!"
Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1
Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."
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One of the highest level of drunkness when you cant function. this is usually right before you black out. the Cabbage is a zone you dont want to enter
Person 1: hey look at Tom over there he can barely function.
Person 2: oh wow he is so far in the cabbage right now he cant walk
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