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A vagina so bad in shape it practically smells foul like cadaver meat.
Derp: Dude I banged that chick last night and my dick still stinks foul from her cadaver cunt.
A dead man's dick .
She's such a whore she would ride a cadaver dick!
brutal ass nigger: hey, bitch. have you heard of waking the cadaver?
Bitch: noway, that sounds violent. i like nickleback and sellout boy... i mean fallout boy.
brutal ass nigger: well shit, bitch! wanna buy some cocaine?
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A resident of unpopulated areas (such as Upstate NY or the Deep South) who is literally skin & bones and looks like a mountain man. Often, they survivie on coffee & cigarettes alone, and wear flannel shirts & ill fitting jeans to disguise their painfully thin physique. Oh, and they also happen to be gay. Though it's unlikely anyone would hook up with them anyway.
He Says: Look at that creepy homo-cadaver over there, he looks even more skeletal than Maria Shriver. And he just hit on me... I think.
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The body of a deceased person who had one or more tattoos. Some of the tattoos might offer some proverbial wisdom similar to that of a fortune cookie, others might mean nothing.
Mortician 1- Look at all these fuckin tattoos.
Mortician 2- Wow, theres writing all over their body.
Mortician 1- I know, its a fucking fortune cookie cadaver!
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when my grandma died, they carried her casket in a cadaver car .
An offensive name to describe an old person
The cadaver is walking too slow and taking too long.