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When nearing the point of ejaculation, the man removes his penis from the womans vagina, and sets himself in a circular motion. The man must turn no less than 127.8 degrees.
Man: "I'm sorry for that"
Woman: "You only covered 124.3 degrees"
Man;"Not quite the Cambodian sprinkler"
Woman: "Get the OXYclean"
Milk that is 100% cambodian. It's the real shit.
P. Diddy drinks Cambodian breastmilk.
"Yall want me to open the studio again, yall gonna have to walk down to the Bronx and get me breastmilk from a Cambodian immigrant."
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When your girl grips your penis while you thrust your hips back and forth.
Boy: Hey Sweetie, how about giving your guy an old fashioned tonight?
Girl: Sorry Babe, I've had a long day, how about a Cambodian Handshake before bed!
When a male drinks such a substantial amount of alcohol that it seeps into his testicles and turns his semen flammable. While jerking off, the friction between his hand and penis creates heat. During ejaculation, the heat from the friction combined with flammable skeet equals one dick on fire.
Kane: so how was the bar last night?
Erick: after getting really depressed about realizing that I can't get women, I got really drunk, went home, and launched off a Cambodian Firecracker.
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A large snake, preferably a Python. Substituted for turkey on Thanksgiving when turkey is unavailable (or too expensive) but snakes are plentiful, as in when you're fighting a tired war on the Ho Chi Minh Trail in Cambodia, or bringing a dish to a Washington Thanksgiving potluck.
"I, uh... I brought a Cambodian Turkey."
"That smells delicious. What exactly is that?"
"It's a nineteen-foot python."
-Penny Arcade, November 24, 2010
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A sex act in which one woman urinates into the open vagina of another woman.
Last night was so crazy, my girlfriend and some girl from the bar ended up doing the Cambodian juicebox.
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A term recently awarded "The Most Outrageous Word" by the American Dialectical Society, referring to Angelina Jolie's adopted Cambodian son. The term suggests a cynical motive for celebrities adopting children from third-world nations, being more to promote their public image than from any genuine motive of saving starving children.
Hey, have you checked out AJ's latest Cambodian accessory? Those celebs are getting social engineering down to a fine art!
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