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When a guy jerks off and shoots the load in his own face.
guy 1: Hey, I'm going to jerk off.
guy 2: OK. Don't forget your cannonball goggles.
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An underachieving fantasy football team owned by a man who is consistent w/ wearing a visor to the draft along w/ drafting Fred Taylor every year. Rumor has it that he uses the league as an excuse to get out of his house once a year and party.
The Cannonballs are not going to make the playoffs again.
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When you take a bong hit of a newport 100, then pound an entire 40 oz of olde english
Man did u see that scumbag do that cannonball.
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Quickly drinking an alcoholic beverage and then passing it to a partner. Follow the procedure until the alcoholic beverage is finished
Hey Whitney, do you want to cannonball this beer?
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when you don't know how many of the letter 'n' to put in a word
Sarah didn't know how to spell 'cannibalism' She was effected by her cannonballism and couldn't decide how many n's were needed.
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A hit of weed quickly followed by a shot of alcaholic beverage taken before you let the smoke out so that the smoke goes in to your stomach getting you stoned faster after you take the shot release the smoke which looks very sexy and also acts as a chaser.
#1 ; man whats the best way to get drunk and stoned and look sexy really fast
#2 : dude just cannnball that shit, cannonballing is the answer to everything
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A ritual participated without blood but the tears of women that did their hair for the pool, the goal is to completely annihilate everything in the region, the winner of the ritual is deemed king of fat asses for all dry landers to fear, the ritual is for shaggy the great to notice you instead of a incoviniance, but worthy to feel 0.001% of his power and say his name once: Norville Rogers
Like, I see you are king cannonball fat ass man. Like, you want to feel 0.001% of my power man?