cargo shit

noun
A large poop, containing cargo (such as corn).

verb
The act of leaving such a poop.

1. "At the party last night, someone upperdecked my fucking toilet."
"Gross, dude"
"Worse than that, it was a fucking cargo shit."

2. "Yo, I totally cargo shit in Eric's toilet last night."
"Nice, dude."
"Better than that, it was an upperdeck."

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cargo net

the pubic hair surrounding the 'bung hole' or anus. commonly used to catch accidential 'cargo' in a net like fation. thre is a diffrence between a dingleberry and 'cargo' in that a dingle berry can break loose at any given movement and a peice of 'cargo' is firmly supported.

i frequently use my brothers toothbrush to free any unwanted 'stragglers'

Cargo Department

The area of any company where the actual work is done, and done right.

If you want to introduce a new Fusion computer system best give it to the cargo department first

Cargo Shorts

A pair of Utility shorts crafted and shaped from only the manliest of man hands. The strongest and most durable materials go into the formation of these wonderful thigh straps. Functionality will always prevail over fashion. Your woman's purse breaks? Cargo shorts. Need a place to store your hidden packages on long treks across the desert Sahara? Cargo Shorts. Arctic Winter? Cargo Shorts. Need belt loops to hold your keys and other personal items without the hastle of denim? Cargo Shorts. Need to stay cool, while at the same time having "Just-below-the-knee-protection?" Cargo Shorts. Become a member of the #People's Organization for Cargo Shorts Today.
Have you ever been insulted because of your short style? Have you ever been publicly humiliated because of your sweet outdoor military trousers? You aren't alone. Join the cause today.

One short to rule them all.

Hey cool dude, are those Cargo Shorts you're wearing?

Hell yeah they are. I've got thirty-seven pairs of gloves, six loaves of bread, two turkey sandwiches, and a meatball in my pockets right now.

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cargo fart

n. A fart that carries a load. See G and L

Oops! I pushed too hard and dropped a cargo fart.

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cargo docking

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.

However, with both males lacking of forskin it is merely the attempt to dock with two uncircumsized penises

Steel: double dutch rutter with docking?
Steel: lol
Ruxton: FUCK YEAH!
Ruxton:lol
Steel: argh!
Jason: wait... dude, we're both circumcized...
Steel: then.....cargo docking!

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Shit-Cargo

'Shit-Cargo' is an insulting name for the City of Chicago given by Minnesotans to that sweaty load of feces in Illinois that calls itself 'great' every chance it gets. (The full formal insult usage is 'Shitty of Shit-Cargo'.)

Minnesotans are particularly fond of referring to the murderous load this way when forced to travel there on business or for a funeral. From the snot-nosed North Shore to the goddamned ghetto South Side, Shit-Cargo is a : stinky, bullet-ridden, corrupt & rotten pile of shit.

Chris : Big plans for the weekend ?

Terry: Going to Shit-Cargo for a Twins away game.

Chris : ...So sorry ...

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