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To call someone who can get you a digging job or other landscape/gardening work quickly, especially from craigslist.
ex: "Hey we need an extra $500 by the end of the month." "Shit dude, call Carlitos."
Similar to a "Hot Carl" (the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it) the only difference is that the person who performs the defecating act eats spicy Italian food.
Shiela ate that new spicey hot italian pasta so that she can surprise Tom for his birthday with a Hot Carlito.
A phrase Richard McBanquet the Third uses to welcome little Carlitos to the ranked match dood.
*Carlitos (A 10 yr old) grabs the mic*
Richard-“ oh hey Carlitos”
Same as hot carl, but after eating a lot of spanish foods.
"After we went to amigos, i went to deborah's and gave her caliente carlito of her life!"
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New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.
I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.
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The coolest guy in wrestling. Cooler than the Mexicools, cooler than Michelle McCool, and even cooler than Frankie Kazarian. Carlito is the only person on this God given green Earth that's allowed to judge another person's coolness. Why? Because he defines cool.
Carlito is also the first man in WWE history to win each show's secondary titles in his debut matches. He defeated John Cena on his first night on Smackdown! to capture the United States championship, then on his first night on RAW eight months later, he pinned Shelton Benjamin to claim the Intercontinental championship. Now that's cool.
"Do you know what cool is? You're looking at him."
"Nothing beats being cool."
"You better be cool."
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The type of guy to smack girl asses harder then smacking Into a curb or a ditch and earns the title the curb and the furious
Carlitos~ “ that’s a nice ditch I’m depressed YEET