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A poorly grown or awful looking mustache on someone who has no reason to have one, so therefore it can be assumed that their purpose in having it is to assist in the task of catching jizz so it doesn't enter their mouth after they have performed the act of oral sex. Also can be called a "JC" for short.
Friend 1: Hey Ian, that mustache is both terrible looking and completely unnecessary, why would you sacrifice your looks and integrity to have it?
Friend 2: It's obviously so I can catch jizz so it doesn't end up in my mouth after I suck some dick idiot, they call it a jizz catcher, try and keep up homo.
Example 2
Friend 1: Man check out the jizz catcher that Carlos is growing!
Friend 2: Yeah man that's crazy, I hear they are really efficient though.
Friend 1: Efficient for what?
Friend 2: Catching jizz after oral sex do it doesn't get in your mouth!
Friend1: Oh ok, makes perfect sense now.
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If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is how many pages it is and what year it was written, and all that pointless kind of crap, but that stuff bores me, if you want to know the truth.
The Catcher in the Rye is a classic novel narrated by Holden Caulfield, a depressed and lonely teenager who shuns the world of adults and all its phoniness, and dreams of catching children from falling off a cliff. Holden has a very cynical outlook on other people and is constantly wondering if there exists a place in which he can truly feel a part of. Practically the only person in the entire novel that he is able to communicate with is his little sister, Phoebe. He had a younger brother named Allie who died of leukemia a few years prior to the narration who he thinks the world of. Its obvious that his mental state and overall outlook on life has been largely shaped by his brother's death.
This novel is so deep and realistic that I lack the ability to properly do it justice. When you finish reading this masterpiece you'll wish that old Salinger was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up whenever you like. It's one of the few things that I can think of that I get a big kick out of. People who don't like this book depress the hell out of me. They really do.
Human- The Catcher in the Rye is a masterpiece! I have never in all of my life been able to relate so much to a literary character as I did with Holden Caulfield! He is my hero!
Phony- Are you serious?! That book is so lame. It's just about a whiny, emo kid!
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The baggy/large gap in both arms of a persons t-shirt caused by lack of mass to fill the garment. This is normally due to the lack of action in the gym or the fact the person is a complete weed!!
'look at the Pigeon Catchers on my man!! I don't think he's ever seen a gym!!'
or
Jules 'shit man, look at my arms in this t shirt. I really need to hit the gym!'
Moz 'that's terrible, your going to be catching some pigeons in that t-shirt today!'
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Darnell and his side hoe just moved into the neighborhood, but hopefully the nigger catchers will have them out of here soon
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A good looking man's face is referred to as his girl catcher
Adam: "You saved my girl catcher!"
Ders: "What?"
Adam: "yeah, thats what im calling my face now."
A male who loves the curvy females. One who adores BBW, ample butts, ample breasts, thick hips and thighs.
"These women are whole women, not half women. And its always a party when you're with them." - Johnny Kaufman
Benny is a curvy catcher. He always has been. He always will be. It is twice the thrill touching and holding the large, lovely ladies. It is twice the thrill making love to them. He loves the thick chicks by far.
When he passes a skeletal type on the street he always suggests she should eat a french fry.
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An obstacle found in one's path that, while drunk, provides an incredible challenge to avoid. This includes cracks in the sidewalk, low-hanging tree branches, abnormal curbs, and members of the opposite sex who are of questionable attractiveness. Generally, these are ranked by class, or degree of difficulty: class 1 being the lowest and class 5 being the highest.
The captain totally tweaked his ancle last night on a class 5 drunk catcher.
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