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An approach to Catholicism where one does not actually know anything about the faith, but weaponizes it against political opponents.
“That Groyper doesn’t even know his Hail Mary! He’s a total Cozy.tv Catholic! (Cozy.tv Catholicism)”
Cozy.tv Catholic: “Watch America First or you’re going to hell!”
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The practice of refusing to eat meat on friday (because it is often recycled -- Tuesday's meatballs make Friday's Shepherd's Pie) when dining in a cafeteria.
Dude, that meat loaf looks nasty. Good thing I'm practicing Cafeteria Catholicism.
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Apparently predates Christianity by 200 years and was started by Alexander the Great. History is fun.
Iam “Another interesting thing about Catholicism is that the word means ‘Universal.’ Very interesting... 🤔 Hmm... Now that I think of it ‘Islam’ means ‘Submission.’ Interesting indeed... Huh, you know, The root word of ‘Judaism’ is ‘Judah’ (The fourth son)... and ‘Judah’ means ‘The Praised One.’ 🤔 Hmm... Universal... Submission... The Praised One... Why does that sound funny? Universal... Submission... The Praised One... Universal. Submission. The Praised One. Universal Submission to The Praised One. Oh! There it is! It’s a universalized submission ethic that subordinates everyone to ‘the Praised one’ or ‘Ones’ for that matter. Huh... Funny how that works... That’s the what ‘we’re all praying to the same God’ means... That’s what ‘There is no difference between imitation and worship’ means...“