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The orgasmic head rush that you get when you stretch after sitting for long periods of time. May also cause short blindness, and dizziness.
Man 1: Man this lecture went on for ever.
*Man 2 Stretches and slightly twitches*
Man 2: I'd say so, I just had a cerebral corgasm.
intellectually and educationally stimulated
high school is supposed to be all about being cerebrally teased, not a tax-payers match making service
a square, or block, shaped head.
Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, and John Cena have a severe case of cerebral polygonis.
when you are in room one and you think of something you need to get in room two, you walk to room two and forget what it was you where doing/getting in that room.
the below is cerebral originitis:
when you go back to room one you immediately remember why you went in room two in the first place.
this can happen many times in a row when you keep remembering and forgetting. this is called (number)fold originitis.
my mother had a case of cerebral originitis when she went to the kitchen to get the spoon.
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The term cerebral palsy refers to any one of a number of neurological disorders that appear in infancy or early childhood and permanently affect body movement and muscle coordination but don’t worsen over time. Even though cerebral palsy affects muscle movement, it isn’t caused by problems in the muscles or nerves. It is caused by abnormalities in parts of the brain that control muscle movements. The majority of children with cerebral palsy are born with it, although it may not be detected until months or years later. The early signs of cerebral palsy usually appear before a child reaches 3 years of age. The most common are a lack of muscle coordination when performing voluntary movements (ataxia); stiff or tight muscles and exaggerated reflexes (spasticity); walking with one foot or leg dragging; walking on the toes, a crouched gait, or a “scissored” gait; and muscle tone that is either too stiff or too floppy. A small number of children have cerebral palsy as the result of brain damage in the first few months or years of life, brain infections such as bacterial meningitis or viral encephalitis, or head injury from a motor vehicle accident, a fall, or child abuse.
person 1: hey lets go mountain climbing.
person 2: nah i cant, i have cerebral palsy, i might fall n bust my ass.
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Cerebral darwinism is the theory that the fittest brain cells survive through the process of neurological natural selection.
After all the drugs and alcohol he did in high school and college his friends were amazed that he was still a very intelligent, articulate person but he explained that this was a result of cerebral darwinism and that the brain cells that had survived the various assaults of drugs and alcohol and various head injuries incurred in drunk and drugged out stupors, were the fittest brain cells and were actually super brain cells. Those that didn't make it were eliminated by the process of neurological natural selection.
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A weapon used in turok 2 seeds of evil,
The Cerebral Bore fires a projectile that locks onto brainwave activity. Sets of hooked prongs are thrust deep into the victim's skull upon impact, draining their brain fluid.
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