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what happens to your knees, elbows, and ass when you're having sex in a hotel bed for 24 hours and you don't have special sheets anymore because your amazing lover gave them to his daughter, laundered of course!!!!
i've been on my knees so much they're chaffed from these sheets!!!!! i really wish i had some nice, soft, 1,000 thread count ones.
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Adj. Chill-as-fuck, a short word denoting an event that may seem relaxing, enjoyable and and quite honestly, chill as fuck.
Jonothan-Hey Bobo, what are you doing after water polo today?
Brian-Ah nothing, might just jack some thirty racks, sap in the park...
Jonothan-OH! THAT'S JUST CHAF!
Mom-Hey Ryan, how was your day at school?
Ryan-Great, we had sex ed with Mrs. Brimstone.
Mom- Def not chaf son, not chaf at all
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Can use it for anything negative.
Dude, you were supposed to call me when you got to the party last night. You fuckin chaffed me.
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When you are so bored, you browse through IRC channels and add nothing to any conversations.
There's gotta be someone out there that will talk, stop fucking chaffing.
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When someone’s chat is that shit and they look like an absolute cunt
Person 1: Yo mate you see that girl there?
Person 2: yeah what about her?
Person 1: she is a chaffed cunt
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when a girl scrapes your wang when going down on you,
Theresa gave me a chaffed banana, so I gave her a dirty pog
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