Chaffing

When your fart is really hot, and it hurts your cornhole.

Girl: " See you @ the movies tonight! "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "

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Chaffing

really OLD English expression meaning Huge. Only nowadays being used by James May from Top Gear, and that Wine American adventure programme.

they spend their time fishing, in this chaffing big lake!

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Chaffed

Being upset or irratated at someone or their actions.

She was chaffed that he would not clean up his bed

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Chaf

adj. Chafest
1. Chill as fuck
2. Characterized by being extremely chill, or excessively chill.

Dude playing the guitar with all my friends in the middle of this japanese garden is totally chaf!!!

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chaf

-Adjective (Chiefly Rio Grande Valley, TX)
1. Cheap, tawdry or of poor taste.
ORIGIN: Derived from Spanish 'chafa.'

Oh my God, that blouse is totally chaf.

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CHAF

CHill As Fuck

Rick: I boned that girl last night.
Jerry: Was it CHAF or SAF?
Rick: Oh, It was CHAF.

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CHAF

Chilling Hard Ass Fuck: The act of doing absolutley nothing productive and enjoying time with others who have no intention of doing the oposite.

1. Just got out fo work and all I want to do is have an drink and CHAF.
2. My friend is leaving for college next week, we all need to CHAF and smoke a bowl one last time before then.

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