A synonym for an elliptical exercise machine, because at the Naval Academy they are used almost exclusively by WUBAs.
How was the workout? Good--I spent 20 minutes on the bike, 20 minutes on the treadmill, and 20 minutes on the WUBA chariot.
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When a man is fisting two separate people at the same time.
Chariot Riding: Last night these two dudes let me chariot ride them!
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Inconsiderate asshole drivers on the interstate who do not pull over for emergency vehicles
"Did you see that?" "That zombie chariot almost got ran over by the ambulance."
If Eugene keeps rolling around on that nerd chariot wearing that fanny pack, he won't have a chance with the ugliest most desperate girl on the Mt. Holyoke fuck truck.
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The Wheelchair/shopping basket combo provided by some supermarket stores so that the partially disabled can shop.
Normally a standard motorised wheelchair type design with handlebars and a small shopping basket holder at the very front.
For obvious reasons, the 'spaz chariot pilot' is often a subject of ridicule. "Zoooooooom" "whooooosh" noises as they slowly cruise past you in the aisles are mandatory.
Check it out, that dudes cruising the spaz chariot like a demon!
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n. an ill-tempered man-beast whose body consists not of meat, bones, and skin, but rather 185 lbs. of well-defined, fully ambulatory fat. Biting sarcasm is his paint, the keyboard is his brush, and the seedy underbelly of the Internet is his canvas. Known to have an unwieldy head of hair, poor eyesight, and hostility toward ampersands.
"I served with Snark Chariot. I knew Snark Chariot. Snark Chariot was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Snark Chariot."
To take a friend to Physical Education Class via holding them piggyback style or princess style.
"CHARIOT" -K
chariot comes running out of the misty locker room picks up K and runs to pe.
This is chariot transportation